At Citizens Theatre
These tickets are only available at the theatre in person, so it’s time to join a good old fashioned queue. You can’t reserve in advance, it’s first-come-first-served! Don’t forget to check for 50ps before you come, as it’s cash only, limited to 2 tickets for person in allocated price band II seats.
A gag law limiting the country to 140 spoken words a day forces young couple Oliver and Bernadette to find different ways to understand and communicate with each other: abbreviations, Morse code, intense staring, sex, lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons.
Expect an evening of hilarity and hard-hitting truths from Falkirk’s hardest woman.